Somebody needs to buy me one of these.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 11/28/2013 at 00:56 • Filed to: two wheels good

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It's a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , like an ATV with half the wheels, if you will. They start at $6k. Video after the jump.

pdthedeuce > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/28/2013 at 01:02

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always wanted a Rokon .

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pdthedeuce 11/28/2013 at 01:07

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They've been advertising in the back of Popular Science since probably before I was born.

...along with probably a dozen or so different off-brand "natural male enhancement" pills.

pdthedeuce > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/28/2013 at 01:10

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...and plans to build your own jet engine ...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pdthedeuce 11/28/2013 at 01:18

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And that funky pocket-shaped wallet.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/28/2013 at 01:23

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If they did this with bicycles too, that would be awesome.

Aaron James > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/28/2013 at 03:04

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Looks really cool But no suspension = No Thanks...

Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French > Aaron James 11/28/2013 at 03:28

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I dunno, it looks like it has shocks/springs.

George McNally > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 11/28/2013 at 06:08

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They do :-)

Aaron James > Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French 11/28/2013 at 10:00

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A few inches in the front and none in the back does not a suspension make. Seriously though, even with the Sprung seat, and front coil over, it's going to be a really bumpy ride with that hardtail. I'd still ride one though.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Aaron James 11/28/2013 at 14:39

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I'm sure the big squishy tires help quite a bit as well.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/29/2013 at 13:44

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I got dis.